I travel through time and space.
I am 907-years-old, from the planet
Gallifrey, that fell victim to the Time War.
I am, a Timelord.

If that doesn't prove my nerdiness,
I don't know what does.

Inside a tiny blue box.
It's bigger on the inside.
Time And Relative Dimension In Space.

I can make the stories of the
Doctor Who
universe approachable, intriguing
and terrifying.

Count the shadows,
for the love of God,
count the shadows.
Don't blink, don't even blink.
Blink and you're dead.

The angels have the phone box.